Our Boss

Our boss is an asshole, but he would never kill anyone.

Our boss is a self centered prick, but he didn’t mean anything by it.

Our boss would close a factory as quick as look at you, but he’s a really nice guy once you get to know him.

At work, our boss yells a lot. He had me and my wife over for dinner at his house once, and I was surprised at how nice he is in real life.

Our boss is the greatest salesman I have ever seen. I’m just glad he is on our side because he could sell you the shirt you are already wearing and he wouldn’t even ask for a receipt.