The New York Crimes

The rising black boot of self-rule!

The rolling desert-making tank of the free exchange of new ideas!

Remember when Jimmy Carter started sending even more guns-and-ammo to Indonesia after they perpetrated genocide in East Timor?

The struggle for the minds of men is now 60% ads…take 5, go read the paper.

And then, as if on cue,

There she is,

Little Miss Informed,

With her Secret Organ

She can sniff the pheasant

Bones out from the wolf shit.

She must have a shinier pebble than I have, or at least

A smaller and brighter and more heat-seeking pebble –

You should ask her one question when you see her, say it’s from me –

“What the fuck are they going to think of next?”