A Dinky Little Churl of a Girl

All the sudden she says, “So I hear your daddy is a Dominican? I always thought Catholic priests couldn’t have babies? Or maybe I heard that wrong and actually Catholic MONKS can have babies, but only girls?”

“Who said my dad was a priest.”

“Sorry, God!”

“Look at my stigmata. Look at my stigmata. Look at my stigmata. Go ahead, look at my stigmata. Look at it. Look at it.”

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