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I don’t want to discover more with Skype. I want Skype to let me videochat with people, like they do in the future. Every time a sentence like “Memories Are Made For Sharing” is concocted, one sea turtle egg shrivels up and dies. Sea Turtles Are Going Extinct Because You Fucks Keep Making Words Meaningless!

What if someone in 1945 told Gramps, “Ma Bell Cares About You And Your Family?” Gramps would say, “Ma Bell can go fuck herself, I’m trying to call my actual mother over here!”

You see my point, right?

Call me!